Fanfiction

[hugin08]

Normal Conversation
 

“No!”
“Why not?”
“Because I remember what happened last time you persuaded me ‘to have a little harmless fun’.”
“Visiting the zoo is harmless. “
“That may be, but only during opening hours. Breaking in at 3 a.m., because somebody didn't want to be around annoying children is anything but harmless.”
“Hey, I didn’t forced you to come with me.”
“No, you didn’t force me; you only let me see everyone as talking, frighteningly cute animals, until I agreed. I still have nightmares about Aya, the revengeful raccoon.”
“Hehe, he looked so cute with is mask and the katana in his little claws.”
“Whatever. It wouldn’t have been so bad, if we only looked at the animals, but no, you had to pet them. And what happened? A penguin fell in love with me and wouldn’t leave me alone, a male penguin. Now every time I visit the zoo, he looks longingly at me. And a camel tried to eat your hair, which would have been funny, if you didn’t complain about it for the next 3 months. And as if that wasn’t enough, you wanted to pet a tiger ….”
“Okay, okay. Calm down, kitten. I admit, it wasn’t one of my best ideas.”
“The sad thing is it was one of your better ideas. It is really depressing that our ‘harmless’ visit in the zoo isn’t even the worst night you made me do.”
“But this time is different. It’s really harmless. It’s not illegal; there’re no animals, nobody is armed or selling drugs. It’s perfectly normal activity. You’re Japanese and all Japanese love to sing karaoke. Just one song and I’ll even let you hit me the next time Schwarz and Weiss fight. You could impress your icy leader.”
“Schuldig, there is no way I’m going to sing karaoke with you. You’ll record it or take photos and blackmail me to do something even more embarrassing or something dangerous or something embarrassing and dangerous.”
“But …”
“No, I’m just going to sit here, drink my water and pretend that you don’t exist.”
“Fine, ruin all my plans.”
“I really don't know why I still meet you. ”
“Because I annoy you until you agree to meet me just to shut me up.”
“I hate you.”
“Can I at least buy you a drink?”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“Because you’ll get me drunk, persuade me to sing karaoke with you, record it and blackmail me.”
“Yada, yada. You sound like a broken record. And you should know me better. It would be too much work to get you drunk, make you sing ‘I'm not a girl, not yet a woman’, take photos and then blackmail you. If you were drunk I’d just persuade you to play Santa Claus for Schwarz. Hey, why are you running away?”

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